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marjizzle 

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.
marjizzle by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

Mattizzle 

Profound knowledge of foodage, has a encyclopaedic mind when it comes to herbs (pronounced 'erbs') also known as Coriander Leaf, pros include cooking skills and satiric wit. Cons are a spontaneous skill of slagging of fellow quadpodees.
Mattizzle how do you cook jalapenos? And should one melt cheese with this?
Mattizzle by Mattizzle 1 March 28, 2009
A term meaning it is Marlboro time
"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"
Marbizzle by Jake May 28, 2005

skizzle matizzle

1. Crazy mother fucker from the midwest...

2. The beat man...

3. He does whatever the fuck he wants...

4. Cozamoe Runs the Show...

5. Me...
" Skizzle you's a GODDAMN genious, just a GODDAMN genious. Peace." -Cozamoestra-

Skizzle Matizzle on the one's and tizzle's.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026