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Clitortoise 

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
Clitortoise by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007

Clitortoise 

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell
Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !

Clitortoise 

The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Tried to fuck Sharon the other night, but she had a clitortoise up there.
Clitortoise by 52punisher52 September 23, 2019

clittortoise 

A woman whose vagina hides her clit when a predator is near
My clittortoise went into hiding when I saw my ex boyfriend.
clittortoise by madsssolm September 18, 2023

Clitorisexual 

A person who’s s sexual intrest/fantasies mainly include the female gender clitoris portion of the genitals.
Sorry I dont do anal, Im Clitorisexual

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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