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Clitortoise 

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
Clitortoise by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007
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Clitortoise 

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell
Buddy (1) Hey so how was that 3rd date dude ? Ya go for it?

Buddy (2) i did man and i found my first {clitortoise } it was amazing

The more the play the more it showed itself !

Clitortoise 

The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Tried to fuck Sharon the other night, but she had a clitortoise up there.
Clitortoise by 52punisher52 September 23, 2019

clittortoise 

A woman whose vagina hides her clit when a predator is near
My clittortoise went into hiding when I saw my ex boyfriend.
clittortoise by madsssolm September 18, 2023

Clitorisexual 

A person who’s s sexual intrest/fantasies mainly include the female gender clitoris portion of the genitals.
Sorry I dont do anal, Im Clitorisexual
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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