Sconch 

A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult

"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"

Sconch by Piemonster December 26, 2015

Sconch 

The noise fat Kevin makes when he eats Chinese food.
Sometimes his sconch can be heard from 200 meters away.

Man 1: Ay you, do you see Kevin eating his Chinese Food over there?
Man 2: Yeah, he's doing that "sconch" ya know?
Man 1: Yeah, lol.
Man 2: Lol.

Sconch by Foxachu Sin December 23, 2020

sconch 

A term used to describe some pornagraphic material featuring a naked woman, and acts of a sexual nature featuring the woman.

"Hey mate, have you got any sconch i can look at?"

sconch by K4rlos July 7, 2006

Scooch a mooch 

when something/someone is in the way

*car is in the way of fan *

Ariana: scooch a mooch

Scooch a mooch by hereforari June 17, 2016

Sonch

Trinidadian slang for being an overdramatic crybaby.

James said don’t be a sonch and go to the hospital for a little scratch on your neck.

Sonch by $oap April 17, 2022

Scooch a mooch 

Someone who is annoying, really disturbing

Get out the way, scooch a mooch !

Scooch a mooch by Agb_93 July 23, 2015

Pork Scotch Van 

A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.

What do you call a toilet on wheels?

A Pork Scotch van.

Pork Scotch Van by Lumpbag May 10, 2009