Arsebiscuit

Arsebiscuit- a particularly strong exhaust of anal effluvium. Also used when said fart has gone seriously awry.
Also used to describe an individual, and an exclamation of general distaste.

"Clear the elevator! This guys just dropped an arsebiscuit!!!!"

Or

"Jeez, I drank so much guiness last night, I farted and dropped an arsebiscuit- right in the pub!"
"Bourbon?"
"Nah, Oreo...."

"That dude is a total ARSEBISCUIT"

by edchef September 4, 2008

arsebiscuits

A form of belligerent disagreement to a statement (see also "Bollocks!")

"I think Everton are going to win"

"Arsebiscuits!"

by Polecat Pete December 10, 2003

arsebiscuits

An exclamation of annoyance

Arsebiscuits, I'm completely fucked it up

by Someone who should know better April 1, 2003

arsebiscuit

A delicous biscuit made from only from the finest ground arses.

That was a lovely arsebiscuit

by Anonymous August 7, 2002

arsebiscuits

Rather hard shit.

I must eat more Weetabix: I was shitting arsebiscuits this morning.

by Keith Gaughan August 20, 2003

arsebiscuit

biscuit-shaped poo. Commonly occurs after playing scrabble. Also can be used as an insult for someone who is not clever.

Oi, you arsebiscuit!

by Monkey January 8, 2005

arsebiscuit

Originates from an acient Mongowian curse.

Means; dried up poo-poo.

I must be really dehydrated, I left a ruddy great arsebiscuit in the loo!

by jason April 13, 2004