the bestest state in the enitre fucking united states all you haters out there just jealous. we have the terminator as our governor too. everybody says that california is a pussy state which is complete bullshit cuz california has ghettos all over the place such as south central, oakland, richmond, and hella crips live in california, california is not the safest place to live cuz many people do get shot and ppl just bitch cuz they wish they had as many og's as we do. we got our own style of rap..the best type of rap there is i might say actually, its hyphy for all you dumbasses we got the the thizzle dance and we just go stewie in califoolya (nickname) grows the most food of any state, the state 2pac moved to and then wrote a song about how sick it is, most people cant keep up with us cuz we r too advanced for u and could become our own country if we wanted to and kick ur sorry little asses but we pity you, the best basketball players come out from california while the best football players come out of texas, some parts are pretty expensive yea, the gas is the most expensive shit in the world, but still an awesome state, probably THE most diverse state as well.
A crip from California shot a blood that came to California tryin' to do tha crip walk
A fine ass beezy just moved here from California
A fine ass beezy just moved here from California
by beezyinmypants April 12, 2007
The state where everyone is rich and liberals. They love to party and smoke that weed. They love rap, and are wannabe rappers. They say hella a lot. That state has a fucked up governor. The people are beautiful&slutty, but smart at the same time. Home to earthquakes, great schools, gays that are people too celebrities, and a bunch tough ass people that would beat u, even if they did have a mercedes.
Man, Canada sucks ass. What can we do?
Other person : We can move to california and have the time of our lives even if we get killed!!!!!!!!
Other person : We can move to california and have the time of our lives even if we get killed!!!!!!!!
by westxcoast July 31, 2004
by avo lover March 12, 2005
The largest U.S. state currently allowing illegal aliens to:
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
1. Sneak over the border from Mexico (i.e. break the law).
2. Squat and receive financial and medical aid using false citizenship documentation (i.e. break the law).
3. Garner far-left political, moronic Hollywood-based entertainers and general far-left public support while whining about being the original proprietors of the land (i.e. ignoring the fact that they're actually third in line behind the Native American and the African American).
4. Commit violent crimes and overcrowd the state's prisons.
5. Tar roofs.
6. Clean toilets.
7. Give birth to multiple children -- while living a minimum-wage existence -- and refuse to insist that they speak proper English which would position the children to actually have a shot at breaking the family's impoverished, bottom-feeding pattern of living.
8. Drive.
9. Drive drunk and kill legal citizens.
10. Dishonor the original premise of immigration (LEGAL immigration, that is), which is a great thing, and the entire foundation on which this country was built.
"For some reason, many people in California refuse to acknowledge the fact that the problem with the security of our country is not immigration...it's ILLEGAL immigration."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
"California welcomes and harbors illegal aliens."
"Many people in California are more concerned with small-picture minutia affecting the social climate, rather than big-picture security and economic issues affecting whether or not innocent people live or die."
by Florida Evans October 24, 2008
by Alice Cooper #8 March 17, 2006
California...... Home of the stoned surfer dudes who check out beach-tanned models all day while enjoying feasts of food so big they can never finish a meal.
Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.
So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
Or... home of the idiot sheeple, the majority that gets screwed over by the state's laws... A big bunch of people who are hardly allowed to own a firearm and are forced to abide by ridiculous laws.
So come visit, we have a place in society for everyone here! Whether you're homeless, rich, homeless, famous, or homeless, we offer all you'll need to build your shelter under a bridge!
by trickery89 March 15, 2016
The shittiest place west of the mississippi. Dumb fucking people everywhere, shitty air, and LIBERALS. There's so many fucking liberals, it makes a country boy feel like Hillary Clinton at a NRA convention.
by FastCR September 1, 2005