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Poseferatu 

People who, whether out of mental/social dysfunction or excessive movie/book/game fandom, like to pretend (in a non-ironic manner) that they are vampires. Includes Anne Rice fans, fans of books about sparkly vampires, certain substrata of goths, and the sort of really strange people who post on I'm-a-vampire internet boards.
"Let's go to the movies."

"Oh, not tonight. That new vampire movie is out, and the place will be choked with the Poseferatu. I don't want some fat guy in a cape getting pancake makeup on my jacket."

Porcratus 

An eccentric angel living on earth.
Left Heaven because he felt it was run not very efficiently.
In truth Heaven kicked him out since he pitched the idea of people seeing hamsters riding squids like a miniature cowboys before they died, instead of the regular life-flashing-before-their-eyes routine.
Enjoys skittles and well maintained nails.
Porcratus: "And so the angel took the fallen man's hand and helped him up. After asking why the man fell down, the angel handed him a Healing Kitty and wished upon the man well tidings."
Porcratus by Porcratus January 23, 2009

percratious 

A place-keeping adjective used to describe, in an attempt to seem astute, anything that you have absolutely no fucking clue about.
"So I was watching Cosmos, and sometime in the Percratious Period, cavemen would..."

Poserativity 

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.
Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser
Poserativity by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

powercartoon 

Powercartoon, Powercartoon means fortnite pro with zero earned
The big Powercartoon
powercartoon by anonymous November 23, 2021

Powercat 

Noun: The best design image for Kansas State University that clearly represents K-State owning the state of Kansas!
Person 1: "Hey, did you see that Powercat the other day?"
Person 2:"Yeah! It was shoving its massive cock down the Kansas Jayhawk's throat."
Powercat by WabashCannonBallz January 30, 2023