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greentext 

A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.

This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a > in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.

Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).

This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg Youtube comments).
>be me
>be 17
>going on a weeklong summer camping trip
>greentext story of how I lost my virginity etc

>he doesn't use a Linux-based OS
>laughinggirls.jpg

>implying implications
greentext by Xcalibur201 August 27, 2016
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greentext 

Greentext is a method used when anon wants to quote another anon to draw attention to a few words. It is accomplished by using the > character before your text.

Also great for indicating what the poster was implying.
>Implying you never heard of greentext.

Greentooth 

Greentooth is a way that someone can openly mock a user of a Bluetooth ear piece.
If you want to do hands-free while your driving please feel free to use your Greentooth.
Greentooth by mshef56 March 18, 2011

Greenheath 

Someone who feels nature very deeply. Like a vegetarian, but naked.
"Look! A naked woman reading something under a tree! She's such a greenheath!"
Greenheath by Faelesor June 21, 2017

greenteasheon 

“greenteasheon is my mutual now!”
“she’s my Mutual too!!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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