Man: "Dude, my spuddle covered both of her eyes!"
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
Woman: "Oh, he pulls out though. Usually spits his spuddle in my belly button, it's kind of cute!"
Slut:"I love it when the spuddle hits the back of my throat."
Lesbian:"Give me a spuddle shower."
by big_dicked_cowboy January 15, 2011
Get the Spuddlemug. A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.
Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.
Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.
Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
by floflumpit January 31, 2010
Get the spuddlemug. by Kevin Marshall September 08, 2006
Get the spuddlemug. For months, the newspapers, newscasters and talk show hosts had been pontificating over the eventual meeting between these two heads of state; now, cameras flashing, with broad smiles, the two presidents took turns spuddling about the great and historic significance of this simple walk across the border that has separated the two countries for centuries -- something which any two year old could have accomplished, but for the barbed wire.
by Lawrence Winkler December 30, 2007
Get the Spuddlingmug. Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.
"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"
by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019
Get the Spuddlemug. 
