cootarded 

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

cootarded by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

cuntarded 

A mixture of "cunt" and "retarded". most likely to be said at someone who's acting whorrishly stupid.

*at a party*

Brittney spears: whooo i'm sooo drunk i think I'll sleep with Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake: Damnit britney stop acting cuntarded you look like a fool.

cuntarded by yermoom December 13, 2009

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014

Catarded

The state of being canadian and retarded simultaneously.

“Dude that jimmy boy is catarded.”

Catarded by ZACHERY SNYDER March 13, 2019

Clitarded 

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

contarded by kathyv May 6, 2010

Contarted 

1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted

2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.

1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!

2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.

Contarted by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006