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Razorboner 

A symptom of becoming sexually aroused by University of Arkansas athletic events.
My Razorboner was still stiff after pounding LSU.
Razorboner by MAHog December 11, 2010
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razorboner 

A vehemoth sports hard-on caused by the outrageous performance of the Arkansas Razorbacks, particularly under the leadership of BMFP (Bobby Motha' Effin' Petrino). Usually begins as a razorchub and through sports talk, articles, and whatnot becomes a full-flying razorboner.
Norb: Man, I had trouble concentrating today. All I could think about is my huge razorboner.
Drew: Totally. All day I look at sports articles about the hogs and stroke my razorboner. It was at full mast today. Ready to sail the swine seas.
Norb: Tell me about it. I got up from my desk today and rearranged all my paperwork with my raging razorboner on accident. Thank goodness I'd finished my coffee.
razorboner by TeeDeesNuts December 11, 2010

Razorbove 

Everyday is an opportunity to Razorbove yesterdays bar
Razorbove by SlangBang2021 August 11, 2021
- The grim reaper of cocaine addiction.

This term was offered up for the first time (I belive) in the Steely Dan song 'The Boston Rag' in 1973.
"Will you still have a song to sing when the razor boy comes and takes your fancy things away? Will you still be singing it on that cold and windy day."
Razor Boy by Kevin Kemp May 25, 2006

Razorbove 

I choose to Razorbove and in time I will prosper.
Razorbove by SlangBang1991 August 11, 2021