smoking monkey
Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!
smoking monkey by SFK October 5, 2006
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smoking the monkey
Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.
smoking the monkey by Clamer September 1, 2017
smoking that v money pack
basically this means ur on v money’s case. u b nagging and tryna come at v money. which is not good. this is a very common brand. which can be very addictive. you might want a nicotine patch.
example- get off my case you stay smoking that v money pack.
example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).
example- you bets getchu a patch , u smoking 3 v money packs a day. no good (x2).
smoking that v money pack by IloveGibbstown May 7, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026