Sleeping

A gateway drug to being awake.

What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?

by zizzfest February 28, 2009

Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleeping

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004

Sleeping

Other than "planking" sleeping is laying on your stomach with your eyes closed and hands on your head in some sort of way.

That guy was sleeping on top of a glass aquarium.

by BhsMac October 3, 2012

Sleeping

Gaining one's confidence and luring them into a desired area to kill or beat them because of something they have done.

Gang Leader: "i heard that that motherfucker has been snitchin. i want you to take care of him"

Gang member 1 (talking to another gang member): "yo dawg the don wants that snitch dead. we're sleeping him tomorrow"

by sleeper107 January 16, 2008

Sleeping

Who's this slim shady looking nigga sleeping on my couch

I just got off work n slim shady sleeping in my couch

by SlimShady82 November 15, 2021