Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

Nirk by Earl July 6, 2003

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Nirk

Used to describe ONLY Mattias "The Nirk" Ojamets as it's one of his birth names. Word basically means that he is a wiesel.

Mattias: Hey bro, what's up?
Indrek: What's up Nirk.

Nirk by ints July 28, 2022

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Nirk • nirked • Nirkled • bick nirke

nirked

To be attacked immediately after beginning a Minecraft survival game.

Brandon totally got nirked in that last game!

nirked by TotalSpyGirl October 21, 2015

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bick nirke

nick birke's evil twin. his diet consists of smoking cigarettes, drinking soda, smoking bowls, and eating candy. commonly seen pimpin his shit in the golf kart

i wish i could be bick nirke

bick nirke by deacon joe March 30, 2004

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Nirkled

To comepletely rock someone without them even having a chance to think about what just happened.

Dude, i totally just nirkled that boxer... one punch and he was out!

Nirkled by sexah beast May 24, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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