Nirkled 

To comepletely rock someone without them even having a chance to think about what just happened.

Dude, i totally just nirkled that boxer... one punch and he was out!

Nirkled by sexah beast May 24, 2011

nirked

To be attacked immediately after beginning a Minecraft survival game.

Brandon totally got nirked in that last game!

nirked by TotalSpyGirl October 21, 2015

nickled 

A term that means getting either screwed over or fucked over.

"Man my dad really nickled me last night."

nickled by Abbykins June 2, 2008

Nickledick 

you know when you reach down a guys pants and the worst thing that could possibly happen happens??? Nickledick

So i met this guy the other day... Soooooo hot. He asked me to edit his lit paper so I went up to his room, his roomie was gone so we got a little cozy, reached down his pants and... NICKLEDICK. Worst case of Nickledick I have ever experienced. Needless to say I wont be seeing him anymore.

Nickledick by idatedanickledick October 22, 2009

Nickledick 

A dumbass. Complete fuck-up. Slang for someone who is so stupid that it's a miracle they haven't accidentally murdered themself already

TPort taking snapchat videos of himself - BOOM BABY BOOM!!! OOOOH!!!

Dustin watching TPort take snapchat videos of himself 3 feet away = TPort you're such a fucking nickledick!

Nickledick by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

Narkled 

To be really messed up either drunk, high, hungover, coming down or sore. Worse then being fucked.

" i just ate a handful of bath salts i'm fully Narkled hey......i just ate my sisters buggie"

Narkled by roundeye211083 June 23, 2014

NURKLED, NURKED 

to kick someones ass.

Yo, I NURKLED that fagget.

or

Yo, I just NURKED that fagget

NURKLED, NURKED by Rico52590 June 26, 2006