"How can I put the sensitively Gemma, our friend Gideon, the one you made a move on this morning, well he, em, is a Brown Trout Fisherman" "Oh dear I'm not putting this very well am I....he's a sausage jockey, a marmite driller, a
pillow biter"
2 hours later....
".....A
Hershey highwayman, a
fudge packer"
"OH, you mean he's GAY"
"Yes"