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Falcon GT 

First, we will start with the best and the most kick-ass Australian motorcar ever produced. Made in 1971, this car comes it a 351 Cleveland V8 (5.8L) and an air intake caleld a "shaker" that sticks out of the bonnet on the Holley carby. In it's day it was known to be the fastest 4-door car ever produced. It is about 400+ hp stock and more torque than bubba in jail-showers could force. This people, was the XY GT.

There was also one called the XY GTHO Phase 3 which came with all the racing options and a 780 cfm Holley and this kicked ass in bathurst and any tracks you thew at it. All you aussie biatches stop boning the Holden Monaros and Commodores and get some taste.

There was also a Phase 4, but due to governemtn restrictions only 4 were produced. The XA GTHO Phase 4 would cost about $160,000 Australian or so now.

There was also previous phases known as the XW GTHO Phase 2 in 1970 which also had a 351 Clevo (350 hp) and similar stats, and the XT GTHO Phase 1 in 1969 with a 302 motor. The first 200 has Windsors and the last 50 had 351 (300 hp)Clevelands.

The 2003-2006 BA GT-P and BF GT-P (2006+) coming up will shit on any HSV. It's torque it way to much for any Holden dickhead to understand with just as much HP(KW).

Hmm lets see, Falcon GT = 5.4L V8 Quad Cam, 32 valve and plenty of headroom for bor(e)ing vs a Holden 5.7L V8 PUSHROD engine....Commodres gonna become End Of Line soon you Holden whores! How are they good??
Fanboy - "Oh, my VZ Holden HSV shits on any GT-P man."

Real World - "Ok, let's take it on the Hume Highway b!tch in my BF Falcon GT-P."

Fanboy - "Ermm, no, I still have to fix up that oil leak I got in the motor because Holdens are shit and I hit my knee on the door and it's technically a write off because the airbag went off and blew up the seat because they go off randomly and the materials of the car are made to last a month"

Real world - "HA HA HA" =D
Falcon GT by Drunkenmasta May 13, 2006
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Falcon GT 

Car built to keep gay men from driving Holdens, Chevy's, and Pontiacs.

Real men are Generals Men.
Look at all the Falcon GT's parked outside the pub! Oh wait... it's a gay bar.
Falcon GT by <JetSpin> May 22, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026