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snore-dog by John Craig May 6, 2006
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Hardware Store Hot Dog
Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
Hardware Store Hot Dog by BritBrit303 August 7, 2012
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Snope Dogged
The mass humiliation of a co-worker via e-mail by responding to everyone on the e-mail chain about how stupid the person is for sending out false information as fact, when he could have checked Snopes before wasting everyones time.
" I hope Eric gets Snope Dogged for sending this stupid crap out to everyone. There is no way that he thinks Bill Gates will pay him $267.890.02 for a Beta Test, or that the do not call list for cell phones is real"
Snope Dogged by Fike November 29, 2007
Snoredogging
The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.
I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'
Snoredogging by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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