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Going to a hardware store with the specific purpose of receiving a blow job from a migrant worker in the bathroom stall
Example One - Mark: I could really use a Hardware Store Hot Dog right now

Example Two - Juan: I'm totally worn out from selling Hardware Store Hot Dogs all day.
by BritBrit303 August 07, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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