booomph

1. The action of smashing a bird with all one's might.
2. A concise description of a particularly red hot bird.

1. My missus came down for the weekend...booomph!
2. Look at that Larry, booomph!

booomph by The Leader and Larry May 1, 2006

boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!

PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!

boomph by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006

boomphlet 

When you shart while sitting and the bubble of gas gets trapped between your taint and ballsack. The bubble then creeps under your nut, lifting it, and pops- making it drop to your seat, releasing the "boomph" noise.

Bro my nut is sore from that rank boomphlet I just snapped out.

boomphlet by AaronandJake March 8, 2017

Booomp 

A stinky homeless man.

"hehehehheh hey bro look at that Booomp."
"TAKE A SHOWER YOU BOOOMP!!"

Booomp by Sinketa December 14, 2022