Cousin Larry

Another name for Coors Light, a decent beer to drink if you are planning on drinking a dozen or more beers in one night.

1. Barkeep, I'll have three Cousin Larrys please.

2. Consider this exchange:
Dude 1: "You want a Sam Adam's?"
Dude 2: "No thanks, I feel like tonight may flash, make it a Cousin Larry! Hell, make it two!"

Cousin Larry by NDFitz May 1, 2006

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Cousin Larry

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

Cousin Larry by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

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Related Words

Cousin Larry • cousin • cousin fucker • Cousin-in-law • cousin it • cousin kisser • Cousin Skeeter • Cousin Eddie • Cousin Squared • Cousin Derp

Cousin Larry

The act of ignoring important and valid warnings, just as Cousin Larry always ignored Balki Bartokomous' warnings on the TV series Perfect Strangers.

"Cousin Larry, there's a lion behind you!"

"Balki, I don't have time for your nonsense. I'm very busy doing important things. Don't interrupt me."

Cousin Larry by PerfectStrangers4EVA February 15, 2017

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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