Gary 

The name of Oprah's ass hole.

Oprah doesn't pay attention to her gary anymore.

Gary by snorlaxftw February 23, 2011

Gary 

1. Gary. verb (eat) (ingest) to consume food in a hasty or quick manner.
2. Garied. past tense of Gary.
(Origin 2006 Muskegon, Michigan)

billy, you shouldnt gary your ice cream, you might get brain freeze

timmy garied the pizza, so his abdomen exploded

Gary by Private Pwnage July 27, 2008

gary 

the second best player ever

it's ok gary, you can still be the second best player ever

gary by lolbankss April 7, 2009

Gary 

A term used by Mcdonalds crew to signal a hot chick at the counter

dude what time does Gary clock on?
i have to go downstairs to stock up for Gary

Gary by derpFS May 16, 2010

Gary 

Gary is a mysterious man with unbelievably good looks. He is sweet and regal like his good buddy Ringo, the German Shepard. He can definitely get into his moods sometimes but its worth the wait to see him back to his amazing self. He's sexy in a reserved way which can make 'keeping your eyes to yourself', a very difficult task. His body is inked with beautiful works of art from head to toe and shows a piece of his expressive side. If he gets a chance to relax around you, you may see some of his own amazing artwork of all different medias. Every part of this great man is meant to be appreciated.

Did you see how gorgeous Gary is looking today?!

Gary by ItsThatOneBitch October 18, 2013

gary 

An Oprah asshole that hasn't been stimulated in years. Pukes a lot.

My minge is only an inch and a half away from my gary.

gary by Joey Lodyga August 29, 2008

Gary 

An inconsiderate, douchebag jerk
Often tricks girls into thinking they(him) are kind and the perfect guy to be with but turns out not to actually be

My boyfriend was a total Gary, so I broke up with him.

Gary by Finnre14 July 29, 2011