emo sucks

"Emo sucks" is a statement of fact in the same sense as "oxygen is good for breathing." "Emo sucks" is now the modern version of "disco sucks," with the all-important distinction being that enjoying disco in the nostalgic, silly sense is fun, but emo will never be cool.

Teacher: "Class, can somebody give me an example of indisputable fact?"
Student: "Emo sucks!"
Teacher: "A Plus!"

emo sucks by Marcus Solomon September 17, 2007

emo sucks

"Emo sucks" is a popular slogan spoken among the largly popular and happy, Un-emo, white, teen population. It was created as a response to the Emo counterculture that plagues the suburbs of the united states.

Hey emo kid, if you kill yourself now you might get a full page in the yearbook, EMO SUCKS!

emo sucks by Captain Aggro August 30, 2008

emo sucks

the simple and obvious truth

emo sucks, just look around at all the crying teens that cut themselves and wear their hair in their face while they listen to awful music, see my point?

Dude, emo sucks, is that how you really want to be remembered?

emo sucks by Sarah Lambert February 26, 2008

Sucks Emo Hair

Basically like saying that sucks. Exept a little more harsh. Saying Sucks Emo Hair doesn't have a total description. -Chris (Hoffer)

Guy1: My rat died.

Guy2: That Sucks Emo Hair Dude.

Sucks Emo Hair by Hoffer September 7, 2007

Emo/Scene Kids SUCK 

An epic video on YouTube featuring a young girl with a sidebang explaining the aspects of emo kids and scene kids that are of great annoyance to her as well as to many others. Among her reasons for her contempt of emos and scene kids are their ways of "trying so hard to fit in", "giving new genres to their music" such as calling My Chemical Romance "punk" when they don't know what punk rock is, taking sideways photos that look ridiculous, and pretending to be gay or lesbian.

As of September 2009, the video has received over 500 video responses, one of the highest on YouTube, mostly from pissed off scene kids who can't handle legitimate criticism of their manufactured fashion styles and shitty emo music. The vast majority of these responses simply call the young lady in question "ugly" or "stupid" and do not address the content of her arguments.

The video known as Emo/Scene Kids SUCK is highly informative for anyone doing research on why emo sucks.

Emo/Scene Kids SUCK by ConservatismSucks September 21, 2009