Lincoln Hat 

This is when a peice of shit is stuck to the top of your helmet after anal sex

Dude, I pounded this chick in the cornhole and when I pulled out I had a Lincoln Hat on my mule.

Lincoln Hat by Gamesage445 April 25, 2006

Lincoln's Hat 

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

Lincoln's Hat by Noxid625 May 2, 2016

Lincoln Top-hat 

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.

When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.

Lincoln Top-hat by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Lincolnator

The beautiful act Titty fucking a girl and shooting cum onto her chin so it looks like she has Abe's beard.

Guy 1 " So how was that first date last night?"

Guy 2 "Great! I gave her the good old Lincolnator!"

Guy 1 "Aw dude that's tight!"

Lincolnator by Im John Wayne Pilgrims! August 29, 2011