Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussies by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.

"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."

Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussies 

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

Octopussies by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017

Octopussior 

A type of fetish or porn where women are involved with octopus. A type of beastiality. It has ancient Japanese roots. Now in the 21st century is the center of jokes.

That Belle girl sure has a thing for octopussior. She's an odd one.

Octopussior by Childrenrthafuture June 30, 2019

Octopussies 

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

Octopussies by Obombo February 22, 2022