Squip 

It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

- Be More Chill

The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.

Squip by Jeremy Heere June 5, 2017

Squip 

This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)

Squip by Emma Scot January 17, 2018

squip 

A microcomputer (fictional) that makes you more popular. From the novel and subsequent musical of the same name, Be More Chill. Activated with Mountain Dew, deactivated with the short-lived nineties drink, Mountain Dew Red, not to be confused with Mountain Dew Code Red, which is different.

"I got a squip." "You got quick?" "Not quick. Squip." - Be More Chill the musical
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."

squip by Saoirse C May 27, 2017

Squip 

It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do

Jeremy ignored his crush Michael because of his evil, terrible, way to expensive, squip. But it's ok because boyf riends happened and Christine was waaaaay to happy. (Richjake also happened just btw)

Squip by Rainbow beans December 7, 2020

SQUIP 

Not to be confused with squid, the SQUIP is a fictional drug from Japan (because everything is from Japan now). It stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, but let's face it. Nobody remembers that.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.

"You got quick?"
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."

SQUIP by Fallen Feathers June 6, 2018

Squip 

Top secret can't even look it up on the Internet shit.

That plan must be squip.

Squip by a random person who is a perso June 12, 2018

squip 

1) In the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, a "squip" is a tiny microcomputer that is ingested in pill form and travels to your brain, where it gives you instructions on how to be cool and/or popular. No such techonology yet exists (stuff somewhat similar in concept to this is being developed, though).
The squip is deactivated/destroyed by drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, the short-lived, highly caffenated Mountain Dew spinoff.

2)Originally, this idea was part of Ned Vizzini's largely sucessful (in some places, anyway), campaign to draw attention to his book, Be More Chill.
The campaign was based around the use of stickers that said "SQUIP? Google it.", which fans were encouraged to get for free off of his website and stick wherever they could.
As a result, many people did Google squip, and in the process stumble upon the book.

1) Some people really do wish they could have a squip.
2) "SQUIP? Google it."

squip by killerfiller February 24, 2006