Football Widow
Football Widow by Julie H December 8, 2005
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Football Widow
A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.
A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.
Football Widow by BiGJ_54 April 3, 2006
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