beer tears

when, after a few drinks, one will proceed to become an unhappy drunk, and begin to cry and shed tears about anything remotely bothering them. ex: crying about ex-boyfriend, inability to microwave easymac, spilling a drink on one's shirt

"After I had three natty lights, I started regretting my last drunk hook-up and started crying. My friends had to comfort me because of my beer tears!"

beer tears by brunette22 February 16, 2006

Word of the Day on June 4, 2010

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shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

shedding beer tears by Eklavya May 25, 2021

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beer tear

When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.

You are drinking and the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam comes on. This in turn creates a beer tear.

beer tear by AmandaDale September 9, 2006

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tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

tear beer by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

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beerears

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

beerears by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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