2 definitions by Bulletproofdrumstick

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.
"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"
by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009
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pronounced toox

a high end suit or an old/cheap tux.

mostly for high school graduates during prom, since they can't afford a real tux.
Mark: Yo what are you wearing to prom?
David: Probably a tuix.
Mark: Just got fired?
David: ...Yea...
by Bulletproofdrumstick May 21, 2009
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