Specterize 

To conduct an investigation with the sole purpose of vindicating the subject, making absolutely no serious effort to discover wrongdoing, while pretending to do precisely that.

The Bank's internal complaints department specterized my complaint, and big surprise, found the error was my fault and not the bank's.

Specterize by Scientician July 16, 2008

spencerized

A very sad and unfortunate situation turned cheesey, romantic, and adorable.

Wow I was having such a crappy night and it was completely spencerized!

spencerized by CringeyTrash December 29, 2016

Spectere 

The sexiest man on the face of the earth.

Spectere is 1337er than a mofo.

Spectere by dj taka October 20, 2004

The Spectrozele 

One that usually responds with "ah yes" in conversations

Person: Hey look at this funni image I found
The Spectrozele: ah yes
Person: Hey, this one kinda looks like you!
The Spectrozele: a h y e s

The Spectrozele by Marvelous eh? January 10, 2019

Spectrite 

A person who is high on the spectrum

'That guy is a spectrite, he has austism'

Spectrite by Hejbej May 20, 2020

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004