shithoused

by Lindzy August 01, 2003

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

by RobB December 01, 2002

waking up in somebodys bed next to a ugly chick covered in puke...dam son you were shithoused

State of complete drunkenness usually attained after 4 beers and 2 shots past natural drinking limits.

Becoming shithoused is usually followed by the feeling of death the next day.

by Chad O. May 22, 2005

Utterly intoxicated (usually drunk). When speaker is shithoused, word can be used as virtually every form of speech.

"Honey, drink your shithoused."
and
"I totally just shithoused all over the kitchen!"

by Merry Jane April 27, 2007

What really drunk people confuse with "shitfaced".

drunk dude: "I am so shithoused right now."
smart dude: "You mean you're so shitfaced right now."

by jampony December 25, 2008

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

by Alcoholism September 16, 2004