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Diebolded 

An election or contest in which the least likely candidate achieves victory due to a questionable or fraudulent electronic voting system is said to have been "Diebolded". It shares no common etymology with "de-balled", although it means essentially the same thing for democracy.
Seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was Diebolded.
Diebolded by SofaShark February 4, 2006
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1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.
Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.
Diebold by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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debolder 

Debolder is a bonafide hustler who keeps it real in any weather. He is a pimpalacious mack daddy to all hoes on his block he keeps his pimp hand strong in all 4 seasons. He also keeps it crunk in the club with hermit crabs
Man Debolder was getting down with his bad self last night up in the crunkalisious club
debolder by Stang Bang February 12, 2006
A voting machine that has basically ended democracy in America.
Republicans and Bush can fuck up so much in the next few years and Republican voters would vote against the Republican canadidates, but with Diebold Voting Machines the Republican Party will stay in power!!!!!!!
diebold by LibWithaHeart April 12, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026