Skip to main content

commonwealth games 

Similar to the Olympic games but only consisting of countries that are colonies of England.

A good excuse for Australia to win without competing against countries that also have swimming pools.
Look at these Commonwealth Games results from Melbourne 2006.

1. Australia - Gold: 84, Silver: 69, Bronze: 68, Total: 221
2. England - Gold: 36, Silver: 40, Bronze: 34, Total: 110
3. Canada - Gold: 26, Silver: 29, Bronze: 31, Total: 86
commonwealth games mug front
Get the commonwealth games mug.
See more merch

commonwealth games 

a medicore games infused with communisum, at stalin's times it was invented as a game for the formal nations of their enemy- britian and others who support her. these sports consisted of the normal summer olympic sports.

But the commonwealth games is actually being used as a advantage to the soviet union and her allies to take over britian as well as other sporting events such as the winter olympics and the soccer world cup during the same year to dispose of the west's capitalism and take over their country.
Today , the commonwealth games is still being used by communist to intergrate and destroy the west's goverments of capitalisum and facisum.

Still some people belived that the commonwealth games was commisined by the queen but communist properganda deplites that instead.
PROPERGANDA MACHINE:The Melbourne 2006 commonwealth games is organised by the howard Goverment

Aussies: YAY! we r having the Games..

Communist (whispering): we are planning to take over australia to use it as a checkpoint in order to bomb britian and the united states!
commonwealth games by An Aussie February 12, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026