Titanic Shit 

A shit so massive, that when flushed, it breaks in two and carries its passengers to the depths.

I just took a titanic shit that was oscar worthy.

Titanic Shit by John + Amy May 5, 2008

titanic shit 

have you ever eaten chips or some other sort of sharp food? well if you have, chances are that you've taken a titanic shit before. a titanic shit is a shit with one or more sharp parts which scrape the sides of your ass.

NOTE: this definition is not used to describe the size of a shit. this is strictly for scrape shits.

Hey Brian, last night i took a fat titanic shit and this time it bled!

titanic shit by dsffdfjkdfldjf January 27, 2006

titanic shit 

When a bowel movement is so magnanimous, that it spins around and is cut in half and pulled down under pressure, much like the titanic was.

I feel so much better after that titanic shit

titanic shit by touber January 11, 2009

Titanic Shit 

Referring to the scene where jack and rose are fucking in the car and jack or rose's hands slides down the window making hand prints with the fog on the window at climax.

Guy 1:"Dude! Our car windows are so fogged up!"
Guy 2:"Bro, slide your hand down the window and do some titanic shit, yo!"

Titanic Shit by Anonymoose138 October 9, 2010

Titanic Shit 

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

Titanic Shit by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

Titanicship

A relationship that in most eyes would constitute an affair, but where both implicitly know that fully commiting to an affair wouldn't be worth it, much like how no one would want a Titanic movie where Jack and Rose live happily ever after.

Seems like Jon and Sara are in a Titanicship.

.- What do you mean?

I mean she rubs up on him real good every friday whenever Farquad isn't watching, but they could easily just meet up and shake boots, but they don't, you know?

.- Why tho?

See... All Sara wants is to be wanted, and Jon will take what he can get at this point... He's dumb enough to play ball whenever he's drunk enough to grow horns... But he won't commit to it... It's a pure display of Id getting the upper hand, as Freud would put it.

Titanicship by dootmavriq December 13, 2020