Skudge 

Noun: A tar like substance with rank odor.

Verb: (Skudging) rubbing one's rank vaginal secretion on another person or object as to mark it's territory.

Noun: "I've got dibs on the $2.00 Stripper with a side of 'Skudge!'"
Verb: "Skudge me up already, Tina! You're giving me blue balls!"

Skudge by Drew PHD April 19, 2014

Skudge 

someone who says one thing and thinks another; a hypocrite

TJ: Lets make fun of Alex for cheating
Nick: Im down
TJ: Alex ur such a cheater
Ben: Wut would the big T say?
Nick: You guys are jerks
Red: Nick ur a pretty boy skudge and nothing more
Kait: Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes

Skudge by red machine January 27, 2006

Smudgeon 

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

Smudgeon by Suzins May 27, 2018

brain sludge 

Brain sludge is where you have so many intrusive thoughts that it completely derails your ability to think or focus.

I took a test today at school and I had a really bad case of brain sludge.

brain sludge by PWS27 May 3, 2017

Sludge Cannon 

A human being who, often due to an excessively chilli-heavy diet, has not produced a solid stool in years.

Simon, a notable Sludge Cannon, is barred from every public lavatory in the north of England.

"Mummy, does Uncle Simon wear plastic underwear because he's a sludge cannon?"
"No, dear, it's because he's a massive pervert."

Sludge Cannon by Lancaster's Second Finest June 12, 2016

Sludge monster 

A self-descriptive term for a perception of self while in the middle of a depressive episode or burnout, meaning to be highly inactive and allow one’s self/surroundings fall apart. Particularly associated with neglecting grooming habits like showering, shaving, and cutting nails.

“I’ve been so burnt out this week I haven’t even had the energy to shower in three days; I feel like such a sludge monster.”

Sludge monster by ragonkmasterp1 April 27, 2023

Above The Sludge 

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

Above The Sludge by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017