probulation

A combination of the words "probability" and "calculation." It is therefore a calculation of the probability of an event. High-profile scientists and forensic detectives use this word all the time in that it increases their verbal efficiency by approximately 3.5%. It can also be used in the verb form (probulate)

What is the probulation that Arash did it in the library with the candlestick?

I will probulate the outcome.

by Malakas Takis January 25, 2006

probulator

An automated machine for human probing.

Strip down naked and get on the probulator.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

Probulate

The act of probing somebody. Usually through the rectum.

Sometimes performed with a probluator.

Aliens tend to probulate hicks for knowledge about the human rectum.

by Desert Eagle Bob August 11, 2004