schmeef 

an arrogant guy aka a douche

that guy over there is a total schmeef

schmeef by tracispaci January 26, 2006

Schmeef 

The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions

Why is Schmeef crying?

Schmeef by Spooky_wa January 2, 2021

schmeef 

Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.

O man, that schmeef smells like shit

schmeef by Dirt March 29, 2004

schmeef 

1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.

2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.

2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!

schmeef by Anon March 9, 2005

Schmeef 

a nickname or word to describe someone or something that is adorable or very cute

“oh my god finn is so cute he’s literally my schmeef”

Schmeef by Schmeefster March 29, 2024

schmeef 

Being a schmeef is being schmeef

you are the best schmeef

schmeef by HXW March 1, 2025

Ground Schmeef 

Punch de Ouch

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

Ground Schmeef by THeNodrog May 7, 2020