A crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster. A bagster would like the Nickleback, like a douchebag would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like Kanye West, like both a douchebag and a hipster would. It's okay if you say bagster and someone thinks you said bastard. They're usually interchangeable.
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
Derived from the slang 'bait', a person of questionablejudgement; a liability and embarrasment to others around him.
Thus, 'Baitster' refers to an individual who has consistently exhibited 'baitness', ergo, 'baitster'.
When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech
Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista