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A crossbreed between a douchebag and a hipster. A bagster would like the Nickleback, like a douchebag would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like Kanye West, like both a douchebag and a hipster would. It's okay if you say bagster and someone thinks you said bastard. They're usually interchangeable.
That guy is totally a bagster. He looks just like he got back from a Kanye West concert.
Bagster by D Goody November 26, 2009

bathsterbating 

When instead of jacking off in the toilet or in your room you jack off in the tub but ass naked
Garrett was jacking off in the tub and his sister Alex walks in and asks Garrett what are you doing? He simply says I'm taking a shit but really he was "bathsterbating"
bathsterbating by Garrett6969 January 22, 2014

baitster 

Derived from the slang 'bait', a person of questionable judgement; a liability and embarrasment to others around him.
Thus, 'Baitster' refers to an individual who has consistently exhibited 'baitness', ergo, 'baitster'.
Tim 'big dog' Westwood.
baitster by Mr. Richards May 14, 2004

Bartastrophe 

A situation whereby a barrister's chambers switch Counsel at the last minute.
Chambers just called and their pupil is going to have to do the case, it's a total bartastrophe.

Batister 

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech
Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista
Batister by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

Baitmaster 

Someone who is really good at getting the opposite sex
Wow Terrence burns is a BAITMASTER
Baitmaster by Lisa Cole March 30, 2010