Pizzawned 

(adj) 1. The altered use of "pizowned", but related to the overtaking of a website or forum. 2. Someone who just splattered pizza on themself.

You just found out some punk has hacked and taken over your website. Included to commandeering you website, he/she has posted in your private threads "Pizzawned", followed by different pictures and phrases that express how they felt in their success.

Pizzawned by Nathan Dies January 2, 2006

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

Pizzageddon 

Pizza that is so good that it triggers the end times, in which the Pizza-Messiah will defeat the Anti-Pizza-Christ.

If this pizza were any better, it'd bring about pizzageddon.

Pizzageddon by isyaple January 22, 2010

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

pizzafied 

the state of a food item which has gone through pizzafication.

can i have some of your pizzafied burger?

pizzafied by BenDog September 10, 2005

Pizzanesia 

When you go on a bender, and in the morning find out that there's no left-over pizza in the fridge, but have no recollection of eating any of it!

Nothing better than cold pizza to cure a hangover, unfortunately I must have a bad case of Pizzanesia 'cus there's none left!

Pizzanesia by nottomwaits September 7, 2012

pjizzowned 

1. The highest possible form of pwnage. It's got all the humiliation present in pizzowned, plus the humiliation equivalent of getting jizzed on hardcore like you're in the finale of a porno flick. Being pjizzowned is so bad, that to date, it is believed that no mortal has ever managed to do it to anybody in this context.

2. To literally be jizzed on like in the finale of a porno flick.

1. According to Judeo-Christian belief, God pjizzowned humankind by flooding the world.

2. Holy shit, did you see that? That blonde chick just got pjizzowned hardcore!

pjizzowned by Teh M43n September 26, 2005