Joe

A pretty man whose really Harry Potter in disguise.
Oh that's a pretty man... Maybe he's a Joe!

Or

We're all just blown away by that Joe's hotness.
by Chrispineismine December 07, 2010
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Joe

Sally: Wow look at that jolly open energetic individual!

Tom: OH YEAH! Hes totally a JOE!
by RAWRcat March 05, 2012
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Joe

The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it

They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
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Joe

Joe usually has an enourmas veiny long thick cock, which makes every pussy nearby wet and tender
Is that joe!

Yes my pussy is wet too
by Bigbootybitchxx November 28, 2016
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Joe

(Philippine English)

An American.

Used during and after World War II from G.I. Joe
There's American chewing a gum.

Man: Hey Joe!
by mr. yoso July 01, 2012
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Joe

A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.
"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"
by Totally Not Joe October 01, 2012
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Joe

Usually a tall individual who is generally good with musical instruments
"Did you see that tall guy rippin that solo?"
"Yeah man that guy plays like a joe."
by Leroy Smith January 06, 2008
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