13 definitions by Big craigs crack dealership
“Hey Jimmy Savile you like kids don’t you?”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence
Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
“Yes my G ,Garry glitter . I in fact do like kids”
“If you put on an animal costume you would be the definition of a furry”
“I would wouldn’t I because me and furrys have lots in common , like we both like kids and we’re both hated by society and just like furrys I should kill my self even though I’m less of a twat than any furry in existence
Especially that majira cunt little wanker he’s a right nonce”
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”
Uncle Jim : “ yes”
Uncle garry : “nice”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”
Uncle Jim : “ yes”
Uncle garry : “nice”
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
Are you a school shooter doing a school shooting
Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society
Hi I’m Barry Scott and now with new AKG 47
You can wipe those hallways clean of the society people who are normal.
If you buy now you will get an AKG 47 with a free mpx !
AKG 47 , fuck society
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
The place that once was beautiful but had now been taken over by cringey furry RP servers like ‘Furrys jacking off’
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys’
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
And ‘a bunch of gay furrys’
And ‘midnight’ (I raided that one 🙃)
And ‘gay furry jack off session’
And ‘ram a baseball bat up my arse because I’m a furry’
And ‘auschwitz role play’
And ‘growling at strangers for attention so that we get hated even more’
And ‘C U N T M U N C H ...but only in our dreams because we’re lonely twats’
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
The twat that goes fishing who’s name is probably joe beaverstock because that sounds bent as shit , he/she is the lonely one who listens to shitty emo music I’m public way too loud and doesn’t even play good rock/metal when he/she listens to it
They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
They are the type of cunt who gets offended at anything , a lot of the time they will bully y7s but then get beat the shit out of them by said y7s
Joe: “I used to be normal but now that I’ve gone fishing 200 times and have come to the conclusion that I’m getting bullied for it , I’ll go listen to the cure at full volume on my phone in a bus without headphones and make strangers want to punch my teeth out”
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020
Oi Will your a briefcase wanker
Haha like the inbetweeners you know funny swearing show with yellow and one red door car and bumder and neils dad and bullshit and Minge and those 2 movies that happened and wills fit mum and YOU TWAT
Haha like the inbetweeners you know funny swearing show with yellow and one red door car and bumder and neils dad and bullshit and Minge and those 2 movies that happened and wills fit mum and YOU TWAT
by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020