Methapause 

Methapause is when you start to get intense hot flashes, or palm sweats after doing a bunch of drugs.

I am going to have to stip off my cloths, I am having severe methapause.

Methapause by Sandy Suckbone December 24, 2005

mentapause

Lack of or no more sex

My wife hit mentapause no more sex for me

mentapause by Blue scrotum December 27, 2019

MegaPause 

Someone says "megapause" when someone unknowingly says/makes a double entendre.

Tyler "Ninja" Blevins: "If you're gonna play like that, you better have shockwaves to finish the job. Because if that guy had shockwaves after he railed me like that from behind..."

Twitch Chat: "MegaPause"

MegaPause by DoubleDickDan July 6, 2023

menapause 

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause

menapause by Bob thim le May 20, 2018

Mensapause 

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

Mensapause by sneederbee December 16, 2010

metapause 

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause

She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.

metapause by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016

Metapause 

Whenever someone stops using the metaverse.

Gary went through severe metapause after he saw TRON: Legacy.

Metapause by Give me a high Fife October 4, 2022