Mossage

Of or pertaining to a homosexual's message marked by overly excited remarks like "OMFG" or "holy Cher that was amazing". Usually the font is a dead giveaway consisting of large, curvy pink letters all in caps.
The word is pronounced: (moe')-ssage i.e. homomessage minus the ho and replacement of the me.

Yestarday I checked Tom Cruise's away mossage and it said, "OMFG BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN IS COMING OUT SOON I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE TWO HOTT MEN KISSING...p.s. i love you katie."

by Matthew Brian December 5, 2005

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023