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pisswank

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.
John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.
by TheRealChives January 4, 2012
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pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.
If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Pisswanker

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.
You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.
by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017
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Pisswanker

Anyone who is a stuck-up asshole that is an absolute asshole
bro this greatjoseph2017 guy is such a pisswanker
by Ostuzil February 23, 2025
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Pisswanker

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.
GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!
by Trerry May 5, 2015
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