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Pisswangle 

Noun: an archaic device common to British railway station restrooms until the 1960's. The Pisswangle consists of wooden rollers turned by a crank operated by the Pisswangler or Pisswangle operator. The male genatalia is passed through the wangle thus squeezing out the last few drops of urine and preventing seepage into the pants.
"Lord Thistlewick hated dribbles of urine in his pants and always tipped the gent's room pisswangler at Victoria station handsomely."
Pisswangle by Nate December 13, 2004
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pisswinkle 

term used to describe annoying person (or child) that is possibly better than you at something you like or want to be good at.
"that liitle pisswinkle hit the crossbar again, that means we're out, shit."
pisswinkle by josh nutbrown August 3, 2007

pissanle 

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.
Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”
pissanle by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022

Pisswanker 

Another way of calling someone a Pisshead and a Wanker but avoiding the extra word to seem more intelligent for the Bimbo that stalks you through your window.
You're such a fucking Pisswanker for asking if you could fuck a lamppost.
Pisswanker by CuntingAround101 November 24, 2017

pisswiggle

a way of calling your friend a shit head without him noticing
person 1 "hEy U fAt MuD RoTTeN pIsSwIGgle"
person 2 "that wasnt very nice, but ok ya bitch"
pisswiggle by shitty meanings February 4, 2020

Pissangler

When an uncircumcised man urinates through an un retracted foreskin and the stream gets diverted at an angle as it travels to the urinal .
As Carlos pissed without pulling his foreskin back his buddy standing to his left had to hop over quickly to avoid the pissanglers spray as it ran obliquely into the old school trough urinal
Pissangler by Peepcreep August 25, 2022

Pisswanker 

N: Someone who masturbates while urinating. An insult.
GET OUT OF THE ROOM, YOU PISSWANKER!
Pisswanker by Trerry May 5, 2015
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