lazlo 

from the ancient lazlonians
a totally rad DJ

that guy is a total lazlo

lazlo by emily February 1, 2005

lazlo 

aye funny ass mother fucker, who gets all the hoes, also good at everything, small penis huge balls

god that lazlos is funny with huge balls

lazlo by Joseph Mother15 November 8, 2019

Lazlo 

A awesome cute , intelligent , nice , sweet, and funny. A cool person everyone loves and finds awesome also very athletic.

Lazlo ran 3 laps today.

Lazlo by coolcat500 April 13, 2015

Lazlo 

A dodgy dealer kind of guy. Often found in second hand shops sporting chunky gold chains, with animated hand/arm movements. General clothing will often include shell-suits, track-suit bottoms, expensive sports brand training shoes, sweat-shirt tops.

Often heard to utter such terms as "cash sale only mate", and might give you a receipt for a purchase stating "sold as fu*@ed" rather than "sold as seen"

To be Lazlo'd would be to be victim of a sale from one of these guys.

Hippo: i'll give you £100 plus the BMW.
Lazlo: OOOOOOOh c'mon lads, it's a bargain, my son bought trainers for more than that!

Lazlo by cyanidemoth November 12, 2005

Lazlo 

Is a midget with a very small penis and a shitty Impala

Oh look at lazlo he's got a crap car

Lazlo by The Troutboy June 13, 2017

Lazlo 

A gay ass nigga who think he hood but he really a bitch

Oh wow he’s such a Lazlo

Lazlo by Officer Lucid June 15, 2018

Lazlo 

Lazlo Woodbine. A gentleman well practiced in the ancient art of dimac, once an understudy of the great Hugo Rune (the inventor of amongst other things, the jumbo jet and blu-tac) becoming an accomplished private detective with many exploits being serialised in the novels by P.P.Penrose.

by jove,i do believe i've just been Lazlo'd. as you take your last dying breath! Thank Lazlo for showing me the error of my ways and ending my day's so mercifully!

Lazlo by lazlowoodbine December 28, 2005