dickshunnery
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunnery.
dickshunnery by edjog November 7, 2005
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dickshunary
1. Something that happens to mormons if they get caught having sex b4 marriage.
2. A person with the religious authority to carry out a sentencing order of social exile in the event of blatant violation of said religion's sexual code of conduct.
3. A place where lesbians live, somewhat like a convent or nunery.
4. Description of an alternate lifestyle.
2. A person with the religious authority to carry out a sentencing order of social exile in the event of blatant violation of said religion's sexual code of conduct.
3. A place where lesbians live, somewhat like a convent or nunery.
4. Description of an alternate lifestyle.
They were dickshunned for having premarital sex.
He was a dickshunner.
She decided to go live in the dickshunary.
He was a dickshunner.
She decided to go live in the dickshunary.
dickshunary by newbie & enjoymint May 27, 2009
Dickshunnary
"Hey Bob, you think that Cindy's Little Miss Sweet Apple Pie, but I heard she's a real Dickshunnary."
Dickshunnary by Jerah Benven February 3, 2006
dickshunary
The Church-approved/censored monk's word-reference manual; it avoids any mention of the male genitalia, since members of that group try their best to "shun" any thoughts about their "dicks".
I picked up a dickshunary for my child for a quarter at a monastery rummage sale so that it would be an "appropriate 'n' safe" version for young eyes, but then it was kinda awkward some years later when I needed to give him "The Talk", since he had no clue about "that subject" from having read his book.
dickshunary by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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