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Acronym. Terminal Lack Of Pussy.

A condition that arises in heterosexual males (or, possibly, homosexual females) who have not had sexual intercourse in a long period of time.

Symptoms include irritability, lack of concentration,lowered standards, hairy palms and morning wood.

Pronounced "Tee-lop"
"Man, it's been six months since I got it on. I've got TLOP so bad, your mom's looking good!"
TLOP by Nick Folzie November 9, 2005
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Acronym for "That little outta pocket". Used to call out someone's behavior that seems a little suspicious or devious.
You want my wife to bend down? What the TLOP?!
TLOP by Thatguyrigtthere December 8, 2025
No need for explanations, tlop4 is the best album ever
tlop4 by Zhsex November 5, 2021
A mf on twitter that stans pierre
Hey that's "tlop444" from twitter😱😱😱
tlop444 by Lol111111111 November 22, 2021
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026