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Short-Sleeved Genius 

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.
I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!
Short-Sleeved Genius by briantroy December 2, 2009
Related Words
to be freaked out, weirded out, revolted by or generally turned-off by something or someone
I was completely skeeved by his deformed cock.
skeeved by enitsirk January 27, 2003

I am speeed 

hacker: "I am speeed."
person: "no actually, jon arbuckle is speeed."
Ever since my dad told me I was conceived to Talking Heads "Stay Up Late" I can't listen to that song without getting sceeved out.
sceeved by Pane Simlaw April 15, 2008
getting owned in the face when you forget to put the top on a blender!
i was making smoothies and i pressed on. i got fucking speeled in the face by some fruit
speeled by Johnny Walkerton January 25, 2008

Short-sleeved magician 

a person who does something that you see coming.
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."

Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"

Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."

Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."