apple-smacked Share definition Flag when someone throws an apple at your ass, and it leaves a large bruise behind. purely for entertainment purposes. I threw an apple at Laura's ass yesterday and yelled, "haha, I apple-smacked you bitch!" apple-smacked by laura forrest October 24, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the apple-smacked mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch