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a smaller version of the bra used to support a mens testicles. used mostly by old men who have saggy testicles
Man - "Dammit, i sat on my nuts again!"
Woman - "Should have been wearing your nut bra."
Man - "AHHHH!!"
Woman - "What happened this time?"
Man - "They fell in the toilet >.<!"
Woman - "You should have been wearing your nut bra."
nut bra by Pyroman October 23, 2005
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A Nut-Bra is a Jockstrap.
I forgot to take my Nut-Bra to the gym today, so I had to freeball all afternoon!
Nut-Bra by USAF Cadet September 6, 2021

nut brain 

Feeling mental after busting a fat nut
"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."
nut brain by boogerhooker April 20, 2018

Post Nut Bravery 

The feeling that suggests bravery over everything a man gets after ejaculating.
Joe: Hey Mike, I bet that I could jump that fence and steal some shit 3 times over!

Mike: What? Did you just jack off? Do you have post nut bravery or some shit?

Joe: yeah

Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again
I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

Phatest brain nut 

Phatest brain fart of the century.
Bro I just had the phatest brain nut.

Brazil Nut

When you climax from a sexual encounter so stimulating that you shout something in Portuguese
Dawg I got some good ass head last night bitch made me bust a Brazil Nut has me screamin SALVE A AMAZÔNIA ion even know what that means”
Brazil Nut by Christomizer December 10, 2019